Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Six year old steals car to drive to school

Kids do the funniest things sometimes.

A six year old kid from Virginia missed his school bus, so the kid stole his parents Ford Taurus so he could make it to school on time. Want to know how he learned to drive? You'll find out. When the cops questioned where the six year old learned to drive, he responded with Grand Theft Auto 4. 

Said taurus, was, unfortuntely, totaled six miles out from the house. But then again thats about how far i would get before i crashed too in GTA. Or Mercs 2. Or anything really....

You cant blame the kid for trying though! Which makes you wonder, where were the parents for all of this? Well this little accident caused the six year old and his older brother to put into the hands of child services.

Thats probably a good thing? As sad as it is...

Although, Aside from the kid being late to the bus, and then stealing his parents car, and then crashing it, and being questioned by police, and then being whisked away by child services...you really have to ask yourself; why the fuck was a six year old playing GTA4???

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