Accidentally Stupid

So I'm driving to work today and I'm in the fast lane, but I'm not driving fast. I'm going 65 because the car in front of me is driving 65, and the lane to my right is blocked with cars so I cannot pass the car in front. I was going to tailgate this idiot, but I saw a yellow "Baby on Board" window sticker on the back window of the car.

Now, I respect babies...

But there is something so damn wrong with some of their parents. First off, if the baby is on board, why are you in the fast lane? Asshole.

Second, a yellow "Baby on Board" sticker does NOT give you permission to be a dumbass.

I don't like to blatently pass cars with Baby on Board stickers, but sometimes I am forced to, as if for some supernatural reason this sticker allows all drivers who own one to be a complete egotistical weetard on the highway... I believe I have just officially made a connection between retards and baby stickers.

Anyways, this powerful sticker does not give you permission to be a dumbass.

Do you know why driving slow in the fast lane with a Baby on Board sticker is such a bitch thing to do? Because then you have officially guilt tripped the person who you are forcing to pass you. That person was me, and yes, I feel like I'm the asshole when I am passing these people, when in all actually they're the asshole.

Thanks a lot, you weetards, for making me feel like a jerk! You know who you are.